As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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