I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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