Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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