Who wears a wallet chain?!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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