i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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