i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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