their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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