I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we made out on top of his cat.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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