I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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