Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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