Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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