I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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