ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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