Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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