I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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