i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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