So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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