i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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