its not stalking. its research.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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