Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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