it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think people are normalizing furries
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He has the fingertips of a God
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