I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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