This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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