Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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