U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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