Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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