I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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