I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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