But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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