The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
And then my night got REAL pukey
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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