have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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