did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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