Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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