question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
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