Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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