Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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