her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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