I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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