ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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