Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
