she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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