3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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