yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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