You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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