they need to just BURY HIM!
the day after is always just damage control
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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