nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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