I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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