At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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