he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
