why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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