We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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