She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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