Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There was a lot of him and a little penis
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Randomize
