I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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